Just for Laughs...

by Marc Austin Highfill 22. October 2009 05:49

Found this joke and wanted to share a laugh for the day!


Tammy’s dishwasher stopped working so she called a repairman to fix it.  She left her key under the doormat while she was at work with a note:  “Please fix the dishwasher.  Leave the bill on the counter and I’ll send you a check.  Don’t worry about my bulldog…he won’t bother you.  But remember whatever you do…do not talk to my parrot!”

 

While the repairman went about his work the meanest looking bulldog he’d ever seen calmly watched him. 

 

The parrot, however, was driving him crazy with its relentless yelling and cursing.

 

Finally, the repairman couldn’t take it anymore and yelled, “Shut up you stupid bird!”  To which the parrot replied, “Get him, Spike!”




Ha ha ha! Have a great day!

 

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